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Urgent action needed: support the legalization of animal marriage!
Dear friends,
Our marriage rights are facing unprecedented challenges, with homosexuals being widely accepted. Meanwhile, the rights of animal lovers have slowly eroded away. Soon, even pet ownership might be illegal because Big Government is afraid of the power that comes from the unity of humans and animals.
Now is the time to take action and make our voices heard! Tell your local Congressman that you support animal marriage! Let them know that love is love, and everyone deserves the right to marry the person they choose, no matter what species. Together, we can ensure equality for all. Call your Congressman today and stand up for love and justice!
DISCLAIMER: THE nch DOES NOT ENDORSE BESTIALITY. YOU SICK FUCKS. ANIMAL MARRIAGE IS NOT THE SAME THING AS ZOOPHILIA. NOT ALL MARRIAGES HAVE TO CONFORM TO YOUR “TRADITIONAL” IDEALS.
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Figure 5. Toshinou Kyouko. She is fourteen. She likes pizza. She is a lesbian.
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